Damnant quod non intellegunt

Haha. Veeeery funny. *dry*

I have a pile of homework attempting to shove itself down my throat, so I'm making this quick.

Added the list of all the translations of my fics and where you can find them.

Updated the guidelines.

The next chapter of To Be A Woman is at the beta, expect it soon. *crosses fingers*

The next chapter of The Forgotten is about halfway done, I should say. I keep getting distracted by a personal project and homework though, so don't hold your breath. XD

Couple Outtakes are in the works as we speak. I'll let you know when one or more of them go to the beta.

Next chapter of Their Secret Lives is stuck in a plothole, I don't have time to work on it though, so it will have to wait. I'll think on it until then. ^.^"

Riddle's "Little" Problem has had some work on it, but it's got a small wall in the way - Hermione's being a pain. -.-

So, there you go! My computer's still not fixed, so all writing I do has to be done during Computer class, at work, or in the study room late at night. I'm working on it, here.

*much love and a bunch of Mardi Gras beads/necklaces*
~Bats ^.^x

This would be my new journal for my fanfiction. I ask that, while you're here, you follow these simple guildlines:


1. No flames. Flame, I block, then report you.

2. Ship wars on this poor thing are a major no-no. Let me tell you now, I win any ship wars by default. So nah.

3. Patience is a virtue. If it's a virtue you don't have, you may leave. I'm rather sick of people screaming at me to update such-a-fic because they need it. Let me tell you, folks, I need a vacation, but I'm writing fanfiction instead. You can suffer, just like me.

4. Constructive critizim, my friends, is goooooooood...

5. Democrats are my friends, however, I don't want to hear anyone dissing Republicans even though I'm not too fond of them either. At all. *stern look*

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On that note, these are some things you might want to be warned about:


1. All fics are clearly rated. There will be NC-17 fics here, but there will also be fics of lesser ratings.

2. All warnings are clearly marked. Expect to see things like chan, rimming, incest, bloodplay, and improper usage of a broom in here as well as SLASH and FEM-SLASH.
By that same token, expect some HET, since I like that too.

3. All fics/drabbles over 100 words will be behind an lj-cut. I'm not going to take over your f-list by posting incredibly long monsters.

4. All pairings will be clearly noted(Except in The Forgotten and Riddle's "Little" Problem, since I'm a jackass)

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Figured you might want a little history:


I started here on LJ back in October of 2003 with the username noagirl. The place was rather quiet and I never used it much, prefering my DeadJournal.
After a rather nasty break-up with fallencadence, I fell away from the blogging world for a month or two, finally returning here to start in on my Harry Potter craving.
With my new cravings, I found many friends. This was a good thing, and it often inspired me to write fanfiction. Abandon is probably my most popular work to date.
However, my father has a tendency to find me, especcially when we are at odds - as we have been for the past three years - and try and keep himself up to date on my life through backdoors. noagirl became one of these backdoors and, in an effort to save myself a lot of angst, I friends-locked the journal.
The bad part was, I couldn't totally f-lock noagirl because fans of Abandon and my other fics were using noagirl to remain updated on my works. I created hp_tmr_fics as a community for myself and others to post things for my OTP - Voldemort(Tom Riddle)/Harry Potter. It didn't pan out exactly as planned and so it's become just another community in the mass that is the WorldWideWeb.
noagirl remained my main place to put everything and it's starting to put a bit of a strain on me. Hopefully, this new journal will do for me what hp_tmr_fics couldn't.

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Friending Policy:


Feel free to friend me at anytime. You don't have to tell me, though it is always nice to know who's here.
I may or may not friend you back. If you ask to be friended, I will, of course.
I will not be f-locking any part of this journal, so trust me when I say you won't be missing out on anything if I don't friend you.

Edit:28/2/06 I've been friending people who have friended me in my free time, as I need something to do when I'm bored. So, you'll be friended back eventually if you friend me.

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PLEASE MAKE NOTE: Failure to follow the guidelines will ultimately earn you a blocking on here and a report to LJ staff. I don't want to deal with your crap.

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If you want to get straight to something on this journal, I'd suggest going on over to my Memories and going from there. Every time I post a new chapter, they get added to my Memories. The following are probably the ones you'll be looking for the most:
Abandon
Reclaim
The Forgotten
The Of Angels And Demons Series
Déguiser
Hated Salvation
The Bloody Feather

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The list of fic translations can be found here.

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If I think of anything else, I'll be sure to let you know! ^.~